The following rewrite of the Superman theme song was presented to me by some dear friends at my 40th birthday. I also received the “Meltonman” (aka Metro Man) action figure (to the right) as well.
I hope you enjoy them both as much as I have.
Faster than a Mormon ten speed.
More powerful than an Amish work horse.
Able to sow tall seeds in a single blog.
Look! Up on the Web!
It’s the Word… It’s the truth…. It’s Meltonman!
Yes, it’s Meltonman – strange minister of a Biblical doctrine who came to Buckeye with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Meltonman – who can change the course of mighty apologetics, bend paper clips with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Brad (mild-mannered elder for a small Baptist church) fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the Biblical Way!
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